
Personal View: One way to reduce the overdraft
Student debt is at the forefront of most
students' minds. Every student knows
the joy of trying to persuade the bank
manager to increase his or her overdraft limit.
My housemates and I are no exception.
A few weeks ago I found myself talking to
my bank manager. He tried to be sympathetic, but I'm trying to increase my limit for
the umpteenth time. Finally, we got round to
the inevitable question, "How exactly do you
plan to bring your overdraft back down to a
manageable limit?" I stuttered a bit, and made
a few excuses, but after putting the phone
down I thought, "How am I going to pay this back?" I tend to view the overdraft as free money, but living at the limit of your overdraft is beginning to get dull. So how could I make money quickly, and with relatively little effort on my part?

Insertion of a flexible bronchoscope (ANTONIA REEVE/ SPL) |
This is when we started to discuss taking
part in research experiments. One of my
housemates had already been involved with
a major company. At a quick glance, it
seemed to be a good deal - you get large
sums of money for little or no work. I
applied to one of the companies, but unfortunately they don't have many opportunities
for girls. Apparently drug companies would
rather test on healthy males. I resigned
myself to living on the breadline once more.
However, when we spotted a notice in the
hospital calling for research volunteers I
found myself thinking about it seriously. I told
my housemate - he jumped at the chance and
we rang the number given. The study was
looking into asthma and various related
things: £100 for a
peak flow test and a
blood test. Nothing
serious I thought - where's the catch?
"Oh, and we'll need to do a bronchoscopy as well," the doctor in charge of the study calmly added. Ah - there's the catch. My housemate had no problem with this, and promptly booked himself in for the following week. I told them I'd think about it for a while.
Everyone I spoke to told me not to do it.
My clinical partner was horrified. "Do you
have any idea what that entails?" she
demanded. "It's horrible, you'll feel terrible,
and it won't be worth £100 no matter how
broke you are." I tried to protest, to convince
her that it wouldn't be that bad (or was it me
I was trying to convince?) but she remained
firm. "Do it if you want, but I think you're
being stupid." Her last words were, "You'll
regret it."
"How did it go?" I asked my housemate
uncertainly when he came back. "Absolutely
fine - the sedative they give you - just like having a pint to relax you." Looking back I'm not
sure how I failed to see the flashing neon sign
above his head with "I'm saying this to appear
macho" written on it. I decided to take the
plunge anyway and phoned to say that I was
willing to take part. I agreed to be at the
department on the following Friday morning.
On Friday morning I spent about an
hour doing various breathing tests - peak flow, testing
the responsiveness of my
airways. It all seemed fairly
easy and I was confident
that I'd be walking away with
my £100 with nothing more
than a sore throat to show
for it. So on Monday morning at 7 45 am I
arrived for the bronchoscopy. A nurse
approached me to lead me to the changing
rooms. "Just slip this on dear," she said,
handing me a surgical gown. She must have
seen the look on my face as she reassured
me, "It's only in case of splashes."
I think I'll say very little about the actual
procedure. Needless to say it's not the most
pleasant of things, and my compassion for
patients undergoing the procedure will
know no bounds after this. I don't really
remember much apart from flashing lights
and voices. Don't get me wrong, the
procedure itself was probably perfectly normal, just not what I expected. Oh, and the
"one pint" sedative that my housemate
described left me staggering around as if I'd
had 12 pints, not
what I'd call a swift
half to calm my
nerves. I suffered a
nasty sore throat and
nose for a couple of
days and the sedative
left me feeling
groggy and tearful.
So was it worth
the money? Would I
do it again? Well, in
a word, no. At least
not another invasive
procedure. However, I'm sure that I'll change my mind when
the cheque goes into the bank. I can see the
value of the research, but next time I think
I'll leave it to someone else to be a hero for
medical science. But hey, I can always
exploit the whole adventure by writing
about it for the studentBMJ. I hear it pays
quite well. What was that about earning
money for relatively little effort on my part?
Jennifer Nichols fourth year medical student
University of Leicester
jsn4@le.ac.uk

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